What's the difference between Venzuela and the U.S.?
Venzuela only takes over successful companies!
Ta boom!
Shouldn't we have know that it was all over when E*Trade was sponsoring poker tournaments on TV?
How about exporting college football? Saturday TV is full of it. If we could sell it to the rest of the world, then it could be replaced by more cooking shows. And we rake in the dough and save the economy.
Oh, never mind, sell them the cooking shows too. Since the viewers can't taste or smell the results, they could be doing anything. The host can only go "Hmmm", I'm not convinced, he's an actor you know.
But, best of all. Export all the commercials. Since that's the only thing the U.S. actually produces anymore, then we need to get value for it. I'm sure there's a peasant somewhere that needs to be convinced that "you meet the nicest people on a Honda", or that a swiffer is better than a mop or that paint without VOC (whatever that is) will make your family love you.
Come on America! Instead of a WPA, let's do a WAA. (World Advertising Administration). Go with our stength!
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